#TURN IT ONNNN

[goat-boy-sounds]

tumblr users when you tell them facts about how the u.s. government works and the powers they hold as a voter

[pineappical]

in light of tedtrent becoming so real, im also jumping on the tedtrent epilogue 😊

there's just no way ted wouldn't keep in touch with the others (and have weekly zoom meetings just like in the christmas special) and I just love the thought of the whole team having reunions once in a while.

and going back to trent's arc in s3, the sunflowers conversation, "And your daughter?" "She's never been happier." I think it could go the same for ted.. we've never really properly saw how henry felt about his dad being in london, it's always other people that told ted his son misses him, who's to say henry would rather see his dad happy because that in turn would make him happy too? he was there to win the whole thing, right? I just know ted’s story isn’t done yet when he still hasn’t learned to let others take care of him in return and who else to pair him with than the man who blew up his career because a man was nice to him (and also because they were so. so cruel for the fakeout tedbecca scenes for that finale) 🥺

I'm no writer so just pretend these are snapshots of a slow burn fic where ted visits london for their team reunion and slowly realizes that trent has a crush on him and they kiss about it 💛

[drumlincountry]

Biggest criticism of The Secret History : they should have murdered more people.

[firelise]

I would like to know what planet Dee is living on where he is questioning Yak’s patience and ability to withhold sex…like what are u fucking talking about dizzy bitch beloved

He has been withholding kisses this whole time. Patience of a fucking saint dealing with ur constant rules and bullshit. You couldn’t last a WEEK without him girlie, YOU caved and drove 4 hours just to see him. U wanna talk patience, where is yours Dee?

[mazzystar24]

They should play lover you should’ve come over by Jeff Buckley when Eddie is fixing shit with buck after their divorce era or when they’re at their peek angst as a personal treat for me 🥰❤️🫶🤭🤭

[kirkwallguy]

the thing that really pisses me off about the choices thing is that they really did do the worst of both worlds. like if they had integrated people's choices they could have gone slightly more in depth about them (eg. varric being able to mention hawke like at all) and if they had just picked a worldstate they could have done whatever they wanted with it. instead they decided to be wishy washy and make it bad either way.

like. imagine if they had said "we realised that we can't tell the story we want while taking into account all possible player choices, so we will be picking a worldstate. it's not any more canon than the comics one, we encourage the fans who love that aspect of the story to look for the hints of exactly what choices were made and think about what would have been different in their thedas"

honestly i would've probably hated them choosing a worldstate but at least it would have let them actually tell a story.... imo if they didn't want to engage with past decisions they shouldn't have used past characters, especially in marketing lol. like yaaaay morrigan is here, look at this trailer with morrigan! btw any character development she might have had is gone and she's just here to smirk and say tis excessively

[maretriarch]

vriska and davepeta sitting 5 feet apart in the same room doing zoom therapy and davepeta is gently suggesting turning the camera on over and over again and vriska is supine blowing her vape directly into the laptop mic

[ohimsummer]

drawing my name on stsg’s balls with my tongue

[coachbeards]

no come on man come on. just picture beard helping roy do his drag makeup for the first time.

[heartorbit]

artfight attack for ~mavv!

[reggiepeters-love-bot]

no one talk to me i had to watch belly and jeremiah make out

[codecicle]

wanted to apologise for possibly being someone who fucked up ur tl with 18+ slime posts (coming to grips with how tagging works on this here webbedsite!) please take my sincerest (anonymous) apologies ur a cool goober 🙏

ay man it's alright!! really!!! i understand most of the 18+ people are coming from websites like twitter or tiktok so they don't quite understand how it functions :-) if you ever need a tutorial or any help with understanding the culture here, shoot me an ask! it's insanely different from other social media and i completely understand its weird to adjust to and navigate. peace and love + have fun with your slimeposting ✌️

[llycaons]

this book I'm reading is leaning really hard into the idea of evil medallions fed by primordial chaos gods that the nobility is using to be awful to the people of the city and what gave the original colonizer power to conquer the continent but like I always feel weird about supernatural explanations for things like systematic injustices. the nobles are horrible because they grew up in a racist social setting that rewarded corrupt behavior and because more generally their entire society is hideously unequal and build upon colonizer supremacy, not because an evil medallion is infecting some of them

[idlebug]

finding a blog that posts cool art music and fashion: 😁

all the other posts are reminiscent of 2014 "pale blogs", full of "ballet aesthetic" adjacent images, very pale thin women's bodies / exploitative model photography, childish anime girls in sexy poses with meme text over them, and text posts from op talking about dieting and skincare: 🙁

[choochooopicklepie]

How about this one. Kiss you on your neck while you are naked laying on the bed with only panties on. I start kissing more then I start biting down on your nipples while I feel your inner thighs and you open your legs. You peel your panties off, I start rubbing your clit and fingering you while we keep kissing and you erupt in climax.

😳

[throwbacktears]

wow ok wait i did not realize that was the finale